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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Yet Another Idiotic Piece Of NY Vidego Game Legislation




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Dear Taxpayers of New York,



Don't panic. This is for your own good. Really. Okay, we may also be
trying to look tough on juvenile crime by going after a popular
scapegoat with a piece of legislation that will most likely get fought
against and overturned by the E.S.A. at the cost of several hundred
thousand of your dollars. Also, we like looking like a bunch of
political badasses, even though we're anything but.



Of course, last week's legislation
was backed by the Republicans, which means it's far inferior to our
bill because everything we Democrats touch turns to gold. So, let's go
over what our proposed piece of legislation will accomplish:



1.) selling or renting to a minor a game which includes
“depraved violence and indecent images” would be a class E felony under
the state penal code

“Depraved” violence is defined in the bill as “rape, dismemberment,
physical torture, mutilation or evisceration of a human being.”



2.) every new video game console sold in New York State would be
required to contain built-in parental control technology, or, as the
language in the bill puts it:



…a mechanism, device or control system that allows an owner,
through the use of a personal identification number, password or
similar technology, to prevent the display of video games, or portions
thereof containing certain content…



Of course, never mind the fact that every console on the market
already has built in parental controls in the form of password
protection. Despite all appearances to the contrary, we know what we're
doing. Really.



Sincerely,



The New York State Department of Condescending Paternalism



ANOTHER N.Y. Game Bill - Democratic Proposal Could Turn Retailers into Felons [GamePolitics]



Tags: Culture

Thursday, May 17, 2007

more linx


Orlando Bloom is the Sexiest - IDLYITW

Jerry Seinfeld wears Bee Costume - Dlisted


Paris Hilton's vacation gets Cut in Half - Hollywoodtuna


Hayden Panettiere Keeps Getting Better - Egotastic


Katie Holmes brings Suri to the set of her new movie, “Mad Money” - ICYDK


Gwen Stefani Does NOT Look Happy - Im Not Obsessed


Jake Gyllenhaal @ Cannes ‘Zodiac’ Premiere - Just Jared


Kate Hudson Didn't Sleep with Justin Timberlake - SocialiteLife


Alyssa Milano Smoking a Cigarette on the Set of “Pathology” Bastardly


Jodie Marsh promotes new MTV Reality Show - Celebitchy


Brad Pitt Brings Kids to School - Popsugar


Val Kilmer, a Man of Reputation - CityRag


Will Ferrell’s Little Landlord Flubs Lines - BWE


Source: hollywoodrag.com

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KSEX: Wankus Responds Online


BURBANK, Calif. — Wayne C. Lewis, aka Wankus, the co-owner of KSEXradio.com who was program director and on-air personality at the Internet radio station until he was dismissed on the air by majority owner Jon Belinkie last week, has responded to his firing with a lengthy post on his personal website.

Edited excerpts from the post follow:


"[T]his is my official statement regarding my termination as show host and Program Director of KSEXradio.com ... Despite what Jon [Belinkie] designed to appear like a one-sided, 'I’ve had enough, he’s gone' public employment execution, the truth of the matter is that both of us had reached a point that a change was necessary. For me, there are various reasons I was fed up with our partnership, reasons that you could generically title 'irreconcilable differences' ....


"Disagreements regularly occurred in regards to day to day responsibilities. ...


"To be clear, since there are assumptions and rumors rampant around the web, I was a 20 percent owner of KSEX, and was awarded that percentage of the company based on the fact that KSEX was my invention, creation, [and I] continued creative contributions and invaluable efforts towards keeping the brand alive over the years even when financials were gloomy. ...


"[T]he tension between Jon and myself came to a head on Thursday, May 10, 2007, while we had an afternoon of heated arguments. Our last conversation pretty much acknowledged a mutual agreement that we couldn’t work together and it seemed and felt, probably to both parties, that one of us would have to figure out a way to move on, or at least give in on some of the points that caused so much tension between us. The next thing I knew, I was receiving calls from scattered friends stating that the KSEX CEO called into one of our shows, live on the air and publicly terminated me. ...


"I’m capable of starting a competitor for KSEX, especially with no NON COMPETE clause in my contract. Yet as a 20 percent owner, under cooperative, respectful and professional conditions, I would have no interest in competing with my own product. ...


"At KSEX’s worst, the early days of 2001, we played to more then 10 users. It’s been a long time since we’ve had an audience in two digits all together ... KSEX has a large 'at work' user base, military and college dorm. Many users now have hookups that put their web cams on their television sets and are watching KSEX as a TV show. ...


"I invented KSEX. Like it or [not], like me or [not], this was my creation and with the help of many talented and dedicated industry personalities and staffers, this place was a very special place for many people ... [W]hile an average deejay leaving a post and moving on doesn’t normally warrant a goodbye show or any big focus, this is the house that Wankus built. Jon’s actions gave me no goodbye to my fans, my staff, my favorite guests or a final sign off on a microphone that ... will probably reek of my breath for years to come. That still hurts me a week later. ...


"I received incredible support, offers, emails and found allies I never knew I had, contacting me and offering to help in any way. I really appreciate it. I also got incredible support from most of my staff ... The fact that you support me with your kind offers and frequent calls is enough to show me your character and your loyalty. I am already knocking down doors in a variety of arenas and piecing together some really exciting things ... [I]n coming days, I should be hitting you with an absolutely incredible rapid rebound announcement. ...


"As final arrangements are agreed upon and executed between the split of Mr. Belinkie and myself, and my affiliation with KSEXradio.com, I will not be commenting further on the subject. I will also refrain (at this time) from elaborating on my earlier points regarding my discouraging relationship with the current CEO as advised by my attorney. ... "


KSEX co-owner Jon Belinkie told XBIZ, "Nothing that has transpired in the last week is in any way a personal commentary of what I think of Wankus, personally or professionally. He's a talented man. He is not a businessman. Had he been a businessman, a lot of the issues we have had ... would not have happened."


Lewis confirmed to XBIZ that he had no further comment.


Lewis' complete post is available at his personal website.


Source: xbiz.com

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Fergie does her workout thing. (Hollywood Tuna)



Would this be Lindsay Lohan side boob, or just plain Lindsay Lohan boob? (CollegeHumor)



Carmen Electra shakes her thing in her bikini. And by thing, I mean ass. (eBaum's World)



Since when is Kim Kardashian a latina? (The Bastardly)



Nicole Richie is a bitch on set. Surprise, surprise. (A Socialite's Life)



Paris Hilton is hitting the gym, and bulking up for prison. (Pink is the New Blog)



Cameron Diaz is still crying over Justin Timberlake. (IDLYITW)



BET loves Beyonce. (PopSugar)



Jennifer Garner might be getting a talk sohw. (Just Jared)



Catrinel Menghia is back... in her lingerie. (Popoholic)



Did Donald Trump's Apprentice get cancelled? (CityRag)



Can't Britney Spears afford a new pair of fishnets? (Hollywood Rag)



Eva Longoria, AJ Michalka, and Hayden Panettiere need to find a new dress. (Celebslam)

Tags: entertainment

CATFIGHT??


Lindsay Lohan and "Friends" at the Maxim Top 100 Party

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Avril Lavigne Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures Kate Walsh Pictures Kim Kardashian Pictures Lindsay Lohan Pictures Megan Fox Pictures Rebecca Romijn Pictures Sarah Shahi Pictures Sophia Bush Pictures


Lindsay Lohan was crowned #1 on this year's Maxim 100 list, which is actually pretty meaningless, but people seem to like lists, and it tends to sell magazines, so why the hell not. Of course, in Hollywood the only reason you ever need to throw a party is that someone found a dime bag behind the toilet, so obviously, a magazine release is going to get some kind of hooplah.


Here's a few of the lovely young ladies, and I use the terms "lovely", "young" and "ladies" loosely, who showed up to attend. Avril Lavigne, Hilary and Hailey Duff, Kate Walsh, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Rebecca Romijn, Sarah Shahi, and Sophia Bush.


And yes, I'm pretty sure that Lindsay Lohan's dress is made of the same stuff as Michael J. Fox's hat from Back to the Future 2. Check out the rest of the pictures after the jump.


JUMP to MORE of "Lindsay Lohan and "Friends" at the Maxim Top 100 Party"


Source: egotastic.com

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The new Bond girls????


On Her Majesty's Skeletal Service

marykate olsen pout ripped jeans.jpg Ursula Andress. Halle Berry. Eva Green. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? Of all the bobbleheaded, underfed, couture-ragged starlets haunting Robertson Blvd. MK and Ash are probably the last we would have pegged to be the next Bond girl. But Celebitchy relays:


Introducing the new Bond Girls: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen! One of the producers (who happens to be a female) of Daniel Craig’s next James Bond movie is very impressed with Ashley and Mary-Kate and really wants them in the 22nd 007 movie scheduled to start filming in 2008. The Olsens would be the first set of Bond twins. The producer is making the offer as appealing to the girls as possible - there will be no nudity or sex scenes. And the twins will play good girls - not villains. (ER’s Goran Visnjic is set to play a villain) The Olsens are seriously considering the offer.


No nudity or sex scenes? We're guessing that's not the least of it. The costumer will approach the twins with four tiny strips of spandex, and while Ashley stands rigid with the pout and doe eyes of a starving orphan, MK will dangle them delicately from her fingers with a look of perplexed disgust and inquire: "What are these?" "They're your costumes. Your bikinis. They're size 00." "No, no darling, we both wear a size ten. We need room for our things. Our Blackberries and our spare 'Buckies and those chihuahuas Bob Saget bought us for our last birthday. This just won't do. Add about six yards of fabric to each one and bring them back."


Source: celebnewswire.com

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jessica Biel: 'I'm too hot for Hollywood'


Biel: 'I'm too hot for Hollywood'



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Actress Jessica Biel fears she isn't taken seriously by Hollywood studios, because she is too "hot".


The sexy star - who recently topped a magazine poll of the Sexiest Women in the World - claims her good looks have held her back. But Biel - currently dating pop star Justin Timberlake - hopes the five films she will appear in in 2007 will help change people's minds.


The 26-year-old actress tells GQ, "I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness.


"I try not to make the headlines. I'm self-conscious about this. I try to not make my presence known. I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don't have my breasts under my chin, I'm not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don't go for the trendiest look."


Source: chinadaily.com.cn

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Links of the day

Avril Lavigne topless in Blender [Hollywood Tuna]

Cameron Diaz stole Minnie Driver's man [Hollywood Rag]

Megaslut, Jodie Marsh, wants you to marry her [Dlisted]

Johnny Depp: Rolling Stone cover boy [Just Jared]

More of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey at the pool [Egotastic]

Bud Bundy bud bust [City Rag]

Kellie Pickler's new tits (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]

Jennifer Garner wants her own talk show [Popsugar]

Paris Hilton's mom releases a statement to "The View" [ASL]

Michelle Ryan as The Bionic Woman preview [Popoholic]

Midget Star Trek?! [Horny Oyster]

Ice-T pimps Coco at the EW Upfront party [the bastardly]

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links of the day



Avril Lavigne topless in Blender [Hollywood Tuna]


Cameron Diaz stole Minnie Driver's man [Hollywood Rag]


Megaslut, Jodie Marsh, wants you to marry her [Dlisted]


Johnny Depp: Rolling Stone cover boy [Just Jared]


More of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey at the pool [Egotastic]


Bud Bundy bud bust [City Rag]


Kellie Pickler's new tits (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]


Jennifer Garner wants her own talk show [Popsugar]


Paris Hilton's mom releases a statement to "The View" [ASL]


Michelle Ryan as The Bionic Woman preview [Popoholic]


Midget Star Trek?! [Horny Oyster]


Ice-T pimps Coco at the EW Upfront party [the bastardly]




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I am - Kellie Pickler’s New Tits of the Day


I am - Kellie Pickler’s New Tits of the Day

I am - Kellie Pickler’s New Tits of the Day




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I used to think I was a great judge of who had fake tits and who
didn’t, but the fake tits I was spotting were the shitty jobs that
bitches with no money would get or the insane jobs that bitches with
some money would get to make more money in their stripping careers. I
am talking girls with implants would either look like they had
disgusting round and uneven awkward looking botched tits or absurdly
HUGE tits that were so obviously fake. So now that I realize that I am
not a great judge of anything, I can say that I have no idea if Kellie
Pickler got new tits or not, but she’s showing something off that I am
sure you don’t mind looking at, because you are unemployed or on
disability or on welfare, because this site is banned in offices
internationally. That’s how good at blogging I am….


The thing I like about this bitch is that she looks like she is dumb
as bricks at the whole world around her seems exciting and colorful.
She’s the kind of girl you can keep happy by turning on the cartoon
channel and giving her a bag of candy. I am pretty sure she’d get so
sucked in that you could go off drinking with your friends and come
back 4 days later and she’d be in the same position not even realizing
that you left her….not that you’ll ever get the chance to test it out,
unless maybe she ends up on the stripping circuit, which isn’t unlikely
making her new tits a pretty solid investment or her future life.



Source: drunkenstepfather.com

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Mama Lohan Squawks -- Lindsay "Misunderstood"


Dina LohanIt's
one of the immutable laws of celebdom today: Stick a microphone in Dina
Lohan's face, and she will talk, and talk -- and talk some more! Rather
than trying to help Lindsay keep a low profile, Dina just throws up her
hands and says, in effect, Hey, she's young! Thanks mom!

As an interview in the upcoming Us Weekly proves,
some of Mama Lohan's replies are just disturbingly odd. When asked
about how Lindsay's holding up after photos of her surfaced supposedly
showing her doing drugs in a bathroom (vehemently denied by her rep),
Dina says, "Lindsay doesn't even know who her friends are." Well,
that's encouraging.

And then, justifying LiLo's incessant
clubbing (even post-rehab), Dina says that the partying "is the fun
part of the business," and points out that her progeny will be a ripe
21 in a few months. "She is so misunderstood," says Dina.

Party on, Mom.

Tags: Celeb | entertainment | Lohan | tmz

Britney Spears is Praying For You

Britney Spears is Praying For You




Britney Spears updated her official website today with a ridiculously Photoshopped, topless picture of herself (wearing a wig, natch) which reads as follows:



The reason for this letter is to let everyone
know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you
care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this
brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We
are all the lights of the world and we all need to continually inspire
others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers.

Godspeed.



Love, Britney"


It's no coincidence that Britney's initials are "B.S." since everything she is, does and says is bullshit. If Britney Spears
exploded, she'd make the Dave Matthews Band tour bus septic tank dump
seem like delightful morning dew. It could literally be raining shit
one day and people would ask, "Why am I covered in shit?" To which
others would reply, "Because of Britney Spears." And everyone would get
it.



Apparently Britney went from wigs back to the nasty ass, not even
close to "blonde" hair extensions she loves so much. Here she is at
Carl's Jr. and then on her way to the Millenium Dance Studio yesterday:


And here's Britney holding *gasp* the mysterious Jayden James Federline.
It's still hard to tell how retarded this kid is since Britney does
such a good job hiding him in Rosa the Nanny's closet. These pictures
appear to have been taken from space, but they'll do for now. The nanny
is there with Sean Preston in the first picture.




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